You'll Play And I'll Sing

i'm pretty sure my boobs have gotten bigger...
... i might have to buy one of these to keep them in place

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Follow The Sound

this morning it was actually proved to me that my boobs are in fact bigger than my bum

this might be why i fall over a lot

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Sodom, Gomorrah...

Ruth Pelz
'martian fertility goddess' from 'traveling modes and devices' 1978

many breasts...true story

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This One Goes Out To The One I love

Piero Fornasetti

this picture is being stuck to my wardrobe even as we speak

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Can't Get It Up If The Girl's Still Breathing?

She Inspires Me.

It's been so many years, so many years.

Put your hand up if you actually get my obscure references. I THRIVE for you to understand me, compleate me , hold me, dance with me.

So. Today I feel really insecure about my breasts.

- Dagger.

Its Been A Long Time Since I've Seen You Smile

I'm in love!
Alberto Vargas

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Palaces

"isn't that a very dramatic statement to make on your arm?"

"probably but its true"

"nah i totally get it i'm just saying"

why do my boobs look so insane in this picture?

i love my Y

lady of the house of love

XxX

Battle

my dear reader,

i know it's rare for me to post so close to each other but i'm afraid i have a small rant to share with you.

last week i promised i would take my younger sister swimming so today we went shopping to find me a bikini because, the last time i went swimming was about 5 years ago...anyway...

i very foolishly thought it would be easy to find one i liked but sadly we were running around town for 3 hours!

and all i found was either swim suits that make me look like an old woman or a porn star.... also as a size 12 girl i do not appreciate bikini tops that only just cover your nipples and let your boobs escape at the sides!

being as i am actually swimming with my 10 year old sister its quite important that my chest stay in place... if i was sun bathing i don't think it would be such an issue

now i don't like to think of myself as a 'big' girl but i would like to at least find some semi decent swim wear that actually holds my boobs in.

i feel i should make it my mission to actually design some nice swim wear but i don't think i could actually bring myself to do it in case i myself come up with something totally horrific.

we even looked in the sports shops... yes that's right folks i went into a sport shop.... they were all done my gold digga etc and all made for girls in hip hop music videos that just make me cringe!

in the end i had to settle with this:

now it could be worse... and it does show off both my inks rather well but its hadly perfect is it? and the bottoms are 2 sizes too big because thats all they had so please pray to the fashion god for me that they don't fall down when i get out of the pool.

on another sad note... saw harry potter and the half blood prince... let down... what a surprise

on a brighter note today i bought the sound of music on dvd for £3! i also got mary poppins and sleeping beauty... i know what i shall be doing tomorrow...

good night dear reader

lady of the house of love

XxX

If This Is My Destiny...

...Then Why Am I So Bored?

well its been another week so here is another blog update.

how is life treating everyone this week?

personally i've been working... and trying to find suitable buttons, it's harder than i thought to find the perfect ones. so if anyone knows where i can find some tiny red buttons... the dome-shaped kind with a shaft please would you let me know. but on the bright side my ballet shoes came so at least my photoshoot will go well... anyway enough about this.

what i wore today:

jacket: free from my lovely nan- but actually m&s

dress: new look

leggings:primark

boots:dr martens

i'm quite proud of this outfit considering i had 5 seconds to decide what to wear cos i woke up so late this morning. also i know there is mega clash going on here but i think it works quite well...

and then i went to work and had my soul sucked out by the uniform (i still had my pink socks on though)

today i also bought these bad boiz... yes i know they are old and you have all probably seen them but i got them for £7! so i thought it was worth mentioning... i love a good bargain!

i also bought these:

oh yes i got some cycling shorts they were £5! i mean seriously how could i not.. saying that though i have no idea what i will wear them with... probably DMs but then i pretty much wear them with everything anyway

i also felt the need to share this album art work with you, i'm probably behind the times here but i love image used on the She Wants Revenge album, made me laugh anyway...

OH MY GOLLY GOSH

i have just this second discovered this: http://www.vivaspinups.com/cms/index.php

i have to say that i love that HMSlatex is on deviantart

pin ups are fun aren't they

i feel there should be more latex in my wardrobe, her are a couple of my favs but i feel you should look for yourself but beware there is boobage:

also i'm mega in love with this hat! but i sadly cannot find the creator apparently they go by the name of Topsy Turvy but i cannae find it on the web... but then google isn't god. the dress is by HMSlatex:

see http://hmslatex-designs.deviantart.com/ or http://www.hmslatex.com/ for more latex goodness... i have to say that i am a huge fan

this reminds of a book i bought i may have to get scanning at some point to show you all

and on that note i shall be leaving you all

until tomorrow then...(please note the ed harcourt reference)

the lady of the house of love

XxX