"I Love You Because You Don't Have A Penis"

lady of the house of love

Love That Will Not Betray You, Dismay Or Enslave You,

It Will Set You Free

it would seem that there is an awkward conversation on the cards for when i go home this weekend

lady of the house of love

You DID Look Like Boy George!

conversation between lady and Dagger:

D-i'm happy!
L-i'm glad you're happy
D-i'm glad you're happy
L-well its about bloody time we were happy

lady of the house of love

Watch The Walls Instead

" I was gonna become a nun, but then i decided to be a lesbian instead... which is pretty much the same thing actually."

i think i'm actually in love with my tattooist

quote of the 2010 for sure!

lady of the house of love

Girls And Boys

this convo took place over the phone at aprox. 12.45 am
this is as accurate as i can remember but it happened along these lines

S-you fully don't understand what a sexy being you are- i'm sorry i just called you a 'being' i should have said 'lady' or ' female' but seriously what you were wearing the other day you looked so hot. i wanted you to take me away and punish me....so about we meet up in easter and have sex?
phone was stolen by friend...
C- will you promise me that you'll have sex with him, he's got a nice penis, i've seen it.

boys should not call girls when they are drunk

true story

but saying that... this is the best offer i've had for a LONG time

lady of the house of love

Why Do You Put Butter In Your Hair?

I think I enjoy uni too much.

-Dagger

He's Good In Bed?

Me: What did you do before you discovered daytime T.V?
Her: I don't know. I must have done... things?

It makes me uneasy when Jeremy Kyle talks to children.

- Dagger.

Do You Ever Get Letters From Your Mother Telling You Everything You Do Is Wrong?

No, My Mother Thinks Everything I Do Is Right. But Of Course I Don't Tell My Mother Everything I Do.

- Dagger.

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Her: Wow! Look at your big tattoo! Aren't you brave?!
Me: Ummm. It didn't hurt actually.
Her: No I mean it's just so beautiful! It's actually perfect! Do you need an extra bag for your toilet roll?
Me: Thanks? I'm alright?

I love love LOVE the old ladies that work in my co-op.

- Dagger.

Palaces

"isn't that a very dramatic statement to make on your arm?"

"probably but its true"

"nah i totally get it i'm just saying"

why do my boobs look so insane in this picture?

i love my Y

lady of the house of love

XxX