She Climbs A Tree And Scrapes Her Knee

this is my attempt at trying to recall the events of last night:

-almost freezing
-getting in for free
-pretending we knew people to get in for free
-noticing all the short men
-not buying a drink all night
-smelly toilets
-staggering around on 4inch heels
-free vodka
-free jaegerbombs
-running away from scary guys trying to chat us up
-lots of laughter 
-falling over in the street in front of sober people
-cutting my knee yet not getting a hole in my tights
-borrowing tshirts
-talking til 4 in the morning
-stealing the duvet
-headaches and toast
-doing the walk of shame without shoes


lady of the house of love

Horse In A Hayless Barn

last night i actually made out with someone to Lionel Richie.... i am a baaaaaad person

lady of the house of love

I Can Still See You

i've been drinking since lunch time- and i shall continue drinking until the early hours of this morning

i love celebrating the end of term

lady of the house of love

i feel that this post needs to be a good ole list- cos we haven't had one in a while

last night was about:

• red lipstick
• cold and flu meds
• free shots
• kissing the cheeks of strangers
• being chatted up in the toilets
• more free shots
• hearing my song
• singing extra loudly
• waiting ages for a cab
• eating left over pizza at 4am
• hilarious photos
• feeling stunning
• looking stunning
• a drag queen singing blondie
• black sambuca
• awesome friends
• the promise to go out with them more often

not particularly in this order though

lady of the house of love

I got a can of cider taken off of me as I was licking it, but have now started to lick the cup instead.

- Dagger.

The Lives Of The Lost And Found

this weekend has been about:

cider
bands i've never heard of
adding a new wrist band to the collection
silent discos
dancing like an insane person on crazy pills
folk
stars
tshirts
rain
fun
friends-old and new
screaming
lost voices
sore muscles
lack of sleep
laughter
and missing you

my god do i love the festival bubble

lady of the house of love

They Built A Statue Of Us

lady of the house of love

The Day Won't Break

i seem to have lost ALL motivation...

so now i'm going to get drunk instead of pattern cutting the trousers i should have done yesterday

my goodness i can practically taste the failure

lady of the house of love

I Must Above All Things Love Myself

i probably shouldn't have had that pint at lunch

i need to pack and tidy and do my washing but now i want a nap

and i got caught in the rain

but my will and grace dvds came today so its all good

lady of the house of love

You're Flithy And I'm Gorgeous!

last night = hilarious

lady of the house of love

I Know What I've Seen

so today is my birthday-i have been alive for exactly two decades

i quite possibly received the best birthday card ever... it contained a mixture of things but this is how it began:

"if you feel convinced by what you have read (no!) and want to become a follower of Jesus why not speak to god now? you could say:

lord god, i've been living my life without you.

thank you for sending vodka, i am still alive today. please give me more spirits to help me live for longer and get served many pints

amen"

it ended with:

"i know its your birthday but i still haven't forgotten about my pony"

i have a weekend of extreme drunkenness planned starting tonight... i'm excited but a little scared of becoming a fully functioning member of society

but at least we are official official

now i am off to tweeze my eyebrows and colour my hair

lady of the house of love

I Could Draw A Heart Around Your Faces!

love+vodka=lady+decanter

lady of the house of love

Girls And Boys

this convo took place over the phone at aprox. 12.45 am
this is as accurate as i can remember but it happened along these lines

S-you fully don't understand what a sexy being you are- i'm sorry i just called you a 'being' i should have said 'lady' or ' female' but seriously what you were wearing the other day you looked so hot. i wanted you to take me away and punish me....so about we meet up in easter and have sex?
phone was stolen by friend...
C- will you promise me that you'll have sex with him, he's got a nice penis, i've seen it.

boys should not call girls when they are drunk

true story

but saying that... this is the best offer i've had for a LONG time

lady of the house of love

We Cannot Cling To Those Dreams.

I am going to be sad.

This post is going to have paragraphs rather than random statments. Hopefully.

So. Last night I ripped my nose stud out taking my glasses off in a really stupid way. It bled and I swore a lot.
My mum is quite good in a dilema.

The stupidest thing I've said today: "I still look like a dirty fucking hardcore bitch in my pjs."
Not quite.

Oh. I had a photo shoot on monday morning. My photographer insisted I bring lots of different PVC outfits and then looked terrified of every single one. We got some quite good shots though. Meh.

I like being blonde. I like it a lot. Feeling girly/quirky/pretty/more like my actual self. Scared of learning to swim/ having to take my hair and make up off to do it.
Bikini shopping was horrific and he rang me and I swore at him.

FUCK.

I got drunk and cried in the pub and he told me I look really pretty when I cry even if it makes his insides hurt.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I'm so boring when I actually talk.

-Dagger.