Only Half Bad

"i think your problem is that you just haven't been laid in so long... maybe you should go out and get yourself a bit of birthday sex?"

my friends give terrible advice

lady of the house of love

She Climbs A Tree And Scrapes Her Knee

this is my attempt at trying to recall the events of last night:

-almost freezing
-getting in for free
-pretending we knew people to get in for free
-noticing all the short men
-not buying a drink all night
-smelly toilets
-staggering around on 4inch heels
-free vodka
-free jaegerbombs
-running away from scary guys trying to chat us up
-lots of laughter 
-falling over in the street in front of sober people
-cutting my knee yet not getting a hole in my tights
-borrowing tshirts
-talking til 4 in the morning
-stealing the duvet
-headaches and toast
-doing the walk of shame without shoes


lady of the house of love

Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby

i have been feeling all mushy and emotional lately

so this is for Dagger:

we always said that one day we would become so alike that we would merge into one person but it would seem that we have switched rolls and have become each other instead-

we are the straight girl and the gay girl and the art girl and the fashion girl; the skinhead and the punk; the poetry composer and the illustrator; the model and photographer; the social recluse and the party goer; the hardworker and the sloth but most of all we are the friends who i hope will be friends for a very long time

it makes me happy knowing that you are as happy as i am

i will love you always

and i miss you

lady of the house of love

It Seems My Feet Can't Stand The Ground No More

i can't believe i have so many amazing people in my life right now

lady of the house of love

You're Flithy And I'm Gorgeous!

last night = hilarious

lady of the house of love

I Know What I've Seen

so today is my birthday-i have been alive for exactly two decades

i quite possibly received the best birthday card ever... it contained a mixture of things but this is how it began:

"if you feel convinced by what you have read (no!) and want to become a follower of Jesus why not speak to god now? you could say:

lord god, i've been living my life without you.

thank you for sending vodka, i am still alive today. please give me more spirits to help me live for longer and get served many pints

amen"

it ended with:

"i know its your birthday but i still haven't forgotten about my pony"

i have a weekend of extreme drunkenness planned starting tonight... i'm excited but a little scared of becoming a fully functioning member of society

but at least we are official official

now i am off to tweeze my eyebrows and colour my hair

lady of the house of love

I Don't Know What It Looks Like

today, as you may have noticed is the first of feb... it is now officially 24 days til my birthday

i spent my entire morning in the hospital with an injured friend...

why do all hospitals look and smell exactly the same?

and why are they all so oppressive from the outside?

doesn't seem to be the ideal place to go when you are feeling unwell if you ask me

but then again i normally avoid doctors at all costs.

so i spent another day doing absolutely nothing and i don't even care... and this fact worries me rather alot

but on a brighter note, i found the perfect image for my birthday tattoo

any whom i'm off to make some soup because i'm far to lazy to make anything else

lady of the house of love

You Make Me Feel A Little Less Lonely

i am fully ashamed of 80% of these photos

but don't i know some fabulous people with fabulous shoes

lady of the house of love

And All Those Ships

so i spent another day hung over.

this is beginning to happen quite alot.

so i'm quiting the alcohol for a while and i'm switching to still lemonade... preferably the marks and spencer kind.

i'm trying to think if there have been any developments in my life since my last post... probably not...
other than the fact that i am now old enough to be called 'sugar daddy'
and that i'm a bed hogger
and that i bought some novelty fabric to make a dress with... it has cutlery on it, this proves that i should not make decisions whilst still drunk/hungover.
and that i napped for far too long
oh and i apparently grazed the side of my head, cut my finger and seriously bashed my knees in...i would very much like to know where these bruises have come from

i should probably get on with some work instead of creating this pointless drivel that no one reads anyway

i think all the people i miss from home should come and live with me in leicester/call me when they are drunk more often

lady of the house of love

i think i might not be able to breathe soon from the anticipation of this movie

lady of the house of love

"OH MY GOD... It's A Penis!"

Lady of the house of love

Somethings Happened In The Attic

this blog is being dedicated to the fact that:

we fail at blogging again

and for the fact that i've spent far too many nights with a certain girl drinking wine this week

and that i may or may not have an obsession with amazon

and that i still haven't got rid of this cold

and that i actually cleaned my room this week

and that i'm excited for my new project

and i love my inspirational stickers

and for hiding under blankets whilst watching horror films

and my general heart pounding love for the team we call wilberforce and of course my Dagger

lady of the house of love

XxX

We Are The Music Makers And We Are The Dreamers Of The Dreams

Happy New Year Everyone!
this is us... rejects new year party-

last film watched in 2009= The Wizard of Oz

first film watched in 2010= Repo

good times were had by all

lady of the house of love

Like Someone Spilt A Beer All Over The Atmosphere

you dirty pirate!

i actually love my friends... ALOT

i should text that guy... i did pinky swear after all

lady of the house of love

Don't Get Yourself Involved

"well at school they told me to dress well but i just wanted to be like everybody else"

the big bad cheese school disco

lady of the house of love

Just Look Past The Genocide

I'm blogging right now for Dagger...cos she is without laptop and i know that she would totally want me to

but any way this is just a short message to let you know that we are changing the name of our burlesque act to ...drum roll please:

"Involuntary Burlesque"

it will change your life... the clothes will magically fall off

also check out tomtom crew specifically tom thum it will blow your mind!

"if i go to church on Sunday and cabaret all day Monday t'aint nobodies business if i do"

had an epic night in Soho with my gal.love it.

lady of the house of love

XxX

Men I May Not Know..

...But Shoes I Know!

(if you know where this comes from you get a big hug)

so i've spent the last 5 days are reading festival

spent the whole festival with flu! which was super bad times

so i tried to spend the time dosed up... my handbag was like a pharmacy-lem sip capsules, strepcils and cough mixture lol thankyou for bringing the supplies dad

best bands of the weekend:

• Patrick Wolf
  
• Frank Turner
  
• Rumble Strips
  
• Billy Talent
  
• Anti-Flag
  
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs

these bands actually need to be in my pants

but i saw so many others i can't remember right now (i only had 2 hours sleep)

so here are some general facts of the weekend:

Sunday morning i had quite possibly the best bacon of my life

i feel in love 3 times with guys i saw in the crowd- didn't actually speak to any of them however

got felt up by an extremely drunk girl called Jess

made friends with a guy in a wedding dress

sat by the camp fire

snuggled with Harriet

stole my dads shirt

sang very loudly even though i had the worse sore throat *damn you flu*

gave my crate of strongbow to some random boy before we left-it would have been a waste and i definitely wasn't drinking at 7 in the morning

CAN HEAD ftw

the cutest couple i saw all weekend was a Patrick Wolf look alike and an 80s new wave lookalike

boy at La Roux.... i had a mega crush on them

bought a military jacket for £3

had a space hopper race and won a pair of giant sunglasses and lots of sweets

i discovered that pear cider and strepcils cure flu symptoms

i got 13 text messages at once

i think i convinced my dad to get his first tattoo

submerged myself in the festival bubble-i don't want to know about the real world today

nearly lost my life at prodigy

bought a tshirt with a zombie on it

told a guy he had a nice lemon

oh i have some good pictures today

big sun glasses are fun

lady of the house of love

You Knew You Were Lost

for some reason i have a habit of posting when i'm cooking...
on today's menu:
sausage and mash
with broccoli and gravey
*thumbs up action*



yesterday i said i would give myself something to work towards so here is my list of things to complete within the next 2 months:

1. tidy my bedroom


2. organise my magazines


3. decide what clothes to take with me to university


4. give some old clothes to charity


5. decide what shoes to take with me to univeristy


6. finish my summer project


7. draw


8. swim


9. dance


10. buy: pillows, new bed covers, pans, a toaster, a kettle, an iron and ironing board, lamp, a bin, a mini fridge and a sandwich toaster


11. take all the pictures off my wall


12. get rid of my clutter


13. make a new bag


14. print and organise photos of friends and family


15. buy stuff i need for reading


16. have an awesome time at reading


17. blog about this people actually care about


18. go to a cabaret


19. make mix c.ds for car journey to reading fest


20. pack up books and dvds


21. move to university


22. don't cry


23. buy a student cook book


24. kiss my family goodbye


25. talk to strangers


26. make friends


27. go to clubs


28. drink


29. find the important places


30. find out whats going on with my student loans


31. make it through freshers week
    
32. kiss

not neccissarily in this order though

i'll let you know if i stick to it- my next post will include my plan for the next year

because i need a picture:

its been rather hot lately hasn't it

lady of the house of love