Showing posts with label hangovers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hangovers. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 February 2011

You've Got My Backbone, Take My Heart Aswell

last night i played the role of 'the girl that cries in the kebab shop'

today i am playing the role of 'the pretentious looking art student who only wears black and pretends not to be hung over'

lady of the house of love

Thursday, 21 January 2010

And All Those Ships

so i spent another day hung over.

this is beginning to happen quite alot.

so i'm quiting the alcohol for a while and i'm switching to still lemonade... preferably the marks and spencer kind.

i'm trying to think if there have been any developments in my life since my last post... probably not...
other than the fact that i am now old enough to be called 'sugar daddy'
and that i'm a bed hogger
and that i bought some novelty fabric to make a dress with... it has cutlery on it, this proves that i should not make decisions whilst still drunk/hungover.
and that i napped for far too long
oh and i apparently grazed the side of my head, cut my finger and seriously bashed my knees in...i would very much like to know where these bruises have come from

i should probably get on with some work instead of creating this pointless drivel that no one reads anyway

i think all the people i miss from home should come and live with me in leicester/call me when they are drunk more often

lady of the house of love

Thursday, 19 November 2009

All The Fun That We Have

We Have Come Far

well now i haven't posted a drunken photo of myself for a while so here it goes

im even borrowing the clothes of girls in my class... fashion is fun some of time

i totally didnt go to my knit lesson this morning... oops

why do i always crave dairy when i'm hung over?

lady of the house of love

Saturday, 7 November 2009

no picture today

so last night a drank a bottle of vodka, danced in Choles kitchen, made some new friends, got hit in the face with a door, spilt strongbow in my shoe, ate a burger, watched gay porn, discussed said gay porn in my underwear and slept until 3

i'm never drinking again
i despise hangovers with a passion

i havent done any work today
and i'm hungry

lady of the house of love