Are You Willing?

some wisdom i shared this week:
"if i can do it by myself in 30 seconds why on earth would i want to spend an hour doing it with somebody else?!"

lady of the house of love

Post Break Up Sex

lady of the house of love

Why Are There No Pictures On Our Blog Anymore?

WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE!

It's porn.
Its actually gay porn.

-Dagger

no picture today

so last night a drank a bottle of vodka, danced in Choles kitchen, made some new friends, got hit in the face with a door, spilt strongbow in my shoe, ate a burger, watched gay porn, discussed said gay porn in my underwear and slept until 3

i'm never drinking again
i despise hangovers with a passion

i havent done any work today
and i'm hungry

lady of the house of love

I Want To Shapoo You.

The internet has ceased to inspire me.
Whatever I google I just get porn.

-Dagger

Still Ill.

I'm trying to act like a normal functioning human being but can't quite work out how.

So, instead I'm sitting here at 1:23 in the morning listening to really angry punk music and watching lesbian porn.

I tried to express myself somewhat within the conventional forms of writing last night and I have a sinking feeling to most people I was still pretty incomprehensible. So viva la thought vomit.
Anarchy rules.

-Dagger.