Sunday 3 January 2010

Girls And Boys

this convo took place over the phone at aprox. 12.45 am
this is as accurate as i can remember but it happened along these lines

S-you fully don't understand what a sexy being you are- i'm sorry i just called you a 'being' i should have said 'lady' or ' female' but seriously what you were wearing the other day you looked so hot. i wanted you to take me away and punish me....so about we meet up in easter and have sex?
phone was stolen by friend...
C- will you promise me that you'll have sex with him, he's got a nice penis, i've seen it.

boys should not call girls when they are drunk

true story

but saying that... this is the best offer i've had for a LONG time

lady of the house of love

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