So.

"It's Friday night and we're sitting in the dark google imaging Jeremy Kyle in casual wear.
Could our lives get any better?"

Today was a bad bad bad day.

-Dagger

If I Admitted?

No picture today.
I'm watching couples fight about stag parties on Jeremy Kyle.

I want to run away to Paris and make my fortune drawing things even though I cannot draw in a coherent fashion.
I know what I want and it's very very scary.

My man danced with me last night and it was utter perfection.

Must dash,

-Dagger.

He's Good In Bed?

Me: What did you do before you discovered daytime T.V?
Her: I don't know. I must have done... things?

It makes me uneasy when Jeremy Kyle talks to children.

- Dagger.

Tick Tock.

I love:
- Reading my ex's blog.
- Being up in time for Jeremy Kyle.
- Being inspired.
- Feeling good about the way I look.
- Being able to say I'm a model.
- Having more tattoos than anyone else in the room.
- My drunk best friend.
- Being asked if we're a couple.
- Sweet kisses outside taxi ranks.
- Little boys who think they eat girls like me for breakfast.
- My Portuguese tee-shirt.
- David bowie.

True Story.

- Dagger.