You Can't Say Sorry And Expect Everything To Be Alright

i'm starting to worry that the fact that i'm a touch insane is going to ruin everything

i'm a waste of space who destroys everything

-looks like i'm feeling sorry for myself today

lady of the house of love

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"Suddenly my husband looked at me and said 'What are you smiling about?' I replied, 'I was in bed with Tom Jones.'

'What did you do?' he asked. 'Everything!' I said. 'And it was smashing!' "

Kit- 'My Secret Garden.'

- Dagger.

I Don't Like The Drugs. But The Drugs Like Me

its hard to blog when you're drunk

this would be on our sex play list

and my god do i want to sex you right now

lady of the house of love

Carving Knife By ...

"Blondes are the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints"
-Alfred Hitchcock

lady of the house of love

I Could Pole Dance On That Beast!

this is image confuses me somehow...
our pride day yesterday was ruined by some angry lesbians fighting with a drag queen

but on a separate note you are too fabulous for words and i love you many

lady of the house of love

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"So... she's all like 'all women are evil'... cut to... sex scene, she's on top all crying and stuff. She's all like 'Hit me. Hit me so it hurts. Show me you love me.' and HE'S all like 'maybe I don't love you' right... cut to... her masturbating up against a tree of corpses."

"Wow, yeah, awesome idea Lars."

NO.

-Dagger.

Last Night I Lost My Virginity.

She held me and told me I was so so beautiful.

Today I smell like fags and literally can't stop smiling.

- Dagger.