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"So... she's all like 'all women are evil'... cut to... sex scene, she's on top all crying and stuff. She's all like 'Hit me. Hit me so it hurts. Show me you love me.' and HE'S all like 'maybe I don't love you' right... cut to... her masturbating up against a tree of corpses."

"Wow, yeah, awesome idea Lars."

NO.

-Dagger.