Reasons Today Is Awesome:

- I got to sleep in.
- I'm wearing a very jazzy outfit, and very stompy boots.
- I had a productive meeting, in which I said "am I making any sense?" approximately 30 times.
- My loan came.
- I got needles stuck in me.
- I got sympathy from a guy with facial tattoos.
- I found a wedding dress.
- I got given muffins.
- I dressed people up.
- I got hit on.
- We're going to go to the cinema.

I went downstairs and asked the woman for surgical tape and bepanthenm. She asked me where my new tattoo was.

- Dagger