London Is The Capital Of Paris

no picture today

so last night a drank a bottle of vodka, danced in Choles kitchen, made some new friends, got hit in the face with a door, spilt strongbow in my shoe, ate a burger, watched gay porn, discussed said gay porn in my underwear and slept until 3

i'm never drinking again
i despise hangovers with a passion

i havent done any work today
and i'm hungry

lady of the house of love