She Climbs A Tree And Scrapes Her Knee

this is my attempt at trying to recall the events of last night:

-almost freezing
-getting in for free
-pretending we knew people to get in for free
-noticing all the short men
-not buying a drink all night
-smelly toilets
-staggering around on 4inch heels
-free vodka
-free jaegerbombs
-running away from scary guys trying to chat us up
-lots of laughter 
-falling over in the street in front of sober people
-cutting my knee yet not getting a hole in my tights
-borrowing tshirts
-talking til 4 in the morning
-stealing the duvet
-headaches and toast
-doing the walk of shame without shoes


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Horse In A Hayless Barn

last night i actually made out with someone to Lionel Richie.... i am a baaaaaad person

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i feel that this post needs to be a good ole list- cos we haven't had one in a while

last night was about:

• red lipstick
• cold and flu meds
• free shots
• kissing the cheeks of strangers
• being chatted up in the toilets
• more free shots
• hearing my song
• singing extra loudly
• waiting ages for a cab
• eating left over pizza at 4am
• hilarious photos
• feeling stunning
• looking stunning
• a drag queen singing blondie
• black sambuca
• awesome friends
• the promise to go out with them more often

not particularly in this order though

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The World Has Changed. So I Must Change As Well

I'm really looking forward to tonight. like really really!

life is good

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You're Not Coming Home Tonight

i've eaten way too many custard creams
but i will be getting dressed up tomorrow

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Change It All From Inside

i wish i had a tattoo as beautiful as this one

tonight i shall be partying with old friends and 30yr old tattoo lovers

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They Built A Statue Of Us

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Last Night:

- I drunk cider.
- I missed the one who makes films. I don't feel he appreciated the drunken phone call.
- I danced to Blink 182.
- I skanked to Madness.
- I had a really sweet phone conversation with a really sweet girl.
- I got offered £1,000,000 for a threesome. I declined.
- Everyone kept looking at my boob tattoo.
- I got told I seemed 'rather bisexual'.
- I told a policeman I wanted to see him naked.

Last night was a good night.

This morning I realised I don't have my partners number saved in my phone anymore, and that my mood ring tells me I'm always feeling romantic.

- Dagger.

You're Flithy And I'm Gorgeous!

last night = hilarious

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You Make Me Feel A Little Less Lonely

i am fully ashamed of 80% of these photos

but don't i know some fabulous people with fabulous shoes

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today i was impulsive
i got pierced
i bought some brown shoes... i never wear brown this is SHOCKING
i bought a dog tooth print dress and a jacket from oxfam that is very very Chanel

i practically screamed at Dagger down the phone after opening her beautiful package

i finally watched The September Issue

i bought some milk

and i probably should have done some real work but Sue wouldn't give me any pattern paper

we're having a flat crawl tonight... apparently its "going to be messy"

i might have to bring the camera

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Judy Is A Punk

This blog fails at letting me upload pictures.

I thought I should update everyone on my social life.
Amanda hosts amazing dinner parties. And the co-op makes suprisingly good cheesecake.

It is now my aim to own a studio with a pull down bed.

Life is good.

-Dagger.

We Are The Music Makers And We Are The Dreamers Of The Dreams

Happy New Year Everyone!
this is us... rejects new year party-

last film watched in 2009= The Wizard of Oz

first film watched in 2010= Repo

good times were had by all

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Clean Sheets And A Charger For My Phone

sexual tension is a funny thing isn't it?

i miss college

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Taste In Men

i think i will forever be in love with this boy

thank you for last night

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All The Fun That We Have

We Have Come Far

well now i haven't posted a drunken photo of myself for a while so here it goes

im even borrowing the clothes of girls in my class... fashion is fun some of time

i totally didnt go to my knit lesson this morning... oops

why do i always crave dairy when i'm hung over?

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Tip The Scales

happy friday the 13th everyone

i can't wait to go out tonight
even though i'm having a moment of self loathing

i think its happening again...
everything seems so difficult right now

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no picture today

so last night a drank a bottle of vodka, danced in Choles kitchen, made some new friends, got hit in the face with a door, spilt strongbow in my shoe, ate a burger, watched gay porn, discussed said gay porn in my underwear and slept until 3

i'm never drinking again
i despise hangovers with a passion

i havent done any work today
and i'm hungry

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If I Admitted?

No picture today.
I'm watching couples fight about stag parties on Jeremy Kyle.

I want to run away to Paris and make my fortune drawing things even though I cannot draw in a coherent fashion.
I know what I want and it's very very scary.

My man danced with me last night and it was utter perfection.

Must dash,

-Dagger.

Like Someone Spilt A Beer All Over The Atmosphere

you dirty pirate!

i actually love my friends... ALOT

i should text that guy... i did pinky swear after all

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