Last Night:

- I drunk cider.
- I missed the one who makes films. I don't feel he appreciated the drunken phone call.
- I danced to Blink 182.
- I skanked to Madness.
- I had a really sweet phone conversation with a really sweet girl.
- I got offered £1,000,000 for a threesome. I declined.
- Everyone kept looking at my boob tattoo.
- I got told I seemed 'rather bisexual'.
- I told a policeman I wanted to see him naked.

Last night was a good night.

This morning I realised I don't have my partners number saved in my phone anymore, and that my mood ring tells me I'm always feeling romantic.

- Dagger.