I am watching a film where Hugh Grant gets married and has a baby.

- This shirt proves I am a proper gay woman.

- I probably should just tell them to fuck off.

- John, you're right, Cameron is a wanker.

- I still like talking to you. Come here and watch films and enjoy the mess and not really mind about my hairy legs. 

- I wish I could call you and tell you to come and watch EuroTrash with me.

- I always forget how much you love me, and how breathtakingly cute you are.

- My flatmate should come home soon.

- Operaoperaoperaoperaoperaopera.

- I do actually miss you, and it's not the same without you. Let's do coffee and knit together.

- Dagger.