Thursday 6 January 2011

Not Exactly New Years Resolutions:


- Maintain tidy bedroom.
- Continue not drinking cider.
- Continue not smoking.
- Replace sex with exorcise. 
- Learn how to spell exorcise.
- Continue only kissing the right girls, even if that means not kissing girls very often.
- Do the washing up more often.
- Put on clothes that aren't pyjamas more often, even when not leaving the house.

- Dagger.

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