Because The Night Belongs To Lovers

so last night was the battle of the unis bar crawl; this is how it went

started off at Anitas:

drank a big bottle of WKD (yes i was on the alcopops...its bad i know)

ate pizza and curly fries

met everyone at Level 1:

drank 2 VKs-used the loo

went to Revolution:

had 2 mystery shots, 1 Vk... bumped into emma and friends

went to superfly, wouldn't let us in cos it was too packed

went to walkabout:

drank 1 shot, 1 smirnoff ice

went to varsity:

1 more shot 1 more apple Vk

got bored

went to zanzibar:

drank 4 more Vks, chatted to a moron, danced around

walked home, got high five from a policewoman, went to macdonalds, came home, went to bed

was woken up at aprox. 530 by neighbour who ressembles snoop dog, by playing music and talking louldy, which then followed by some very vocal sex, i'm talking bed squeeking, banging into the wall and the full works.... it was bad times... i should have knocked and told them to shut it

so i've been awake for about 2 hours and i'm off to make myself a bagel

lady of the house of love