I Thought Seeing You Again Would Be Like A Scene In A Film.

It sort of was, only it was a really shit scene, in a really shit film.

- Dagger.

Reasons Today Is Awesome:

- I got to sleep in.
- I'm wearing a very jazzy outfit, and very stompy boots.
- I had a productive meeting, in which I said "am I making any sense?" approximately 30 times.
- My loan came.
- I got needles stuck in me.
- I got sympathy from a guy with facial tattoos.
- I found a wedding dress.
- I got given muffins.
- I dressed people up.
- I got hit on.
- We're going to go to the cinema.

I went downstairs and asked the woman for surgical tape and bepanthenm. She asked me where my new tattoo was.

- Dagger

-Dagger.

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A: What's the weirdest thing you've seen irl?
M: A girl chewing on her own used tampon backstage at a Marilyn Manson concert. 


- Dagger.

Change It All From Inside

i wish i had a tattoo as beautiful as this one

tonight i shall be partying with old friends and 30yr old tattoo lovers

lady of the house of love

Venus And Cupid

following our conversation in the bath-

Artemisia Gentileschi 

if i was going to paint you... i'd do it in this style

lady of the house of love

Beth Ditto.

Last night I got lots of kisses on the back of my neck.

- Dagger.

I got a can of cider taken off of me as I was licking it, but have now started to lick the cup instead.

- Dagger.

I've Just Had The Worst Dream.

- Dagger.

I Wish:

- I had long, curly hair.

- I had a reason to tie flowers in my long, curly hair.

- I wasn't jealous of a 15 year old.

- I wasn't on my period.

- I wasn't in bed weeping softly to a Billy Idol song.

- You thought about me every time you saw fireworks.

- I was beautiful to you.

- You still thought about our first kiss.

- I could have a normal relationship for once.

I think you should turn up at my door right now with a bunch of flowers, some kisses and some promises you will actually keep.

- Dagger.

Frustrations And Disappointments In Your Self.

and i've woken up late and i know i won't be able to shake that dream all day

lady of the house of love

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(My bed, Cambridge.)

Neither of us are and both of us are sort of sad.

- Dagger.

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And now I remember you rubbing sun cream into my breasts.

-Dagger.

Our Daughters' Daughter's Will Adore Us

i have absolutely no idea if i used the correct punctuation in the title of this blog

lady of the house of love

The Sky Is So Vivid Today.

I want you, and only you, to come and look after me.

-Dagger.

Even Though I'll Miss I Think I'm Glad For The Space

your metaphors make me smile

i think that today... i might need some Gene Kelly

lady of the house of love

You Can't Say Sorry And Expect Everything To Be Alright

i'm starting to worry that the fact that i'm a touch insane is going to ruin everything

i'm a waste of space who destroys everything

-looks like i'm feeling sorry for myself today

lady of the house of love

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"Suddenly my husband looked at me and said 'What are you smiling about?' I replied, 'I was in bed with Tom Jones.'

'What did you do?' he asked. 'Everything!' I said. 'And it was smashing!' "

Kit- 'My Secret Garden.'

- Dagger.

I Don't Like The Drugs. But The Drugs Like Me

its hard to blog when you're drunk

this would be on our sex play list

and my god do i want to sex you right now

lady of the house of love

Carving Knife By ...

"Blondes are the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints"
-Alfred Hitchcock

lady of the house of love

I Could Pole Dance On That Beast!

this is image confuses me somehow...
our pride day yesterday was ruined by some angry lesbians fighting with a drag queen

but on a separate note you are too fabulous for words and i love you many

lady of the house of love

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"So... she's all like 'all women are evil'... cut to... sex scene, she's on top all crying and stuff. She's all like 'Hit me. Hit me so it hurts. Show me you love me.' and HE'S all like 'maybe I don't love you' right... cut to... her masturbating up against a tree of corpses."

"Wow, yeah, awesome idea Lars."

NO.

-Dagger.

Last Night I Lost My Virginity.

She held me and told me I was so so beautiful.

Today I smell like fags and literally can't stop smiling.

- Dagger.