This Morning:

- I failed at making porridge.
- I realised I can actually spell porridge.
- I successfully washed my hair with the little bits out of the bottom of about five different shampoo bottles.
- I accidentally plucked a massive hole into one of my eyebrows.
- I felt a bit sick.
- I found all the books I need to give back to the library.
- I am not worried about money.
- I'm wearing really quite nice underwear.
- I have listened to far too many Bad Manners songs.
- I feel like a giggly sixteen year old again.
- I really abuse Blogger's spell check system.
- I'm really really really happy.

I abuse lists.

- Dagger.