Last Night:

- We got brought drinks.
- Lots of people told me they loved me.
- I drunk cider through a straw.
- I got a lot of cider based dampness in my lap.
- I kissed a 34 year old.
- There was a Romanian in our flat.
- I fell asleep in the Cat Chair.
- I really needed someone to undress me, as I failed to do it myself.
- I slept topless.
- I dreamt we made up, then found out you'd slept with eleven other girls. I very much though this was real.

This morning I feel rough.

- Dagger.