Monday 17 May 2010

"You Need To Be Prepared For All Permutations"

When dressing one must consider:

Fabrics:
"wool, silk, cashmere, felt; suede, gabardine, worsted, tweed, velvet, mohair, pussyfur, bunnyfluff, moleskin, sharkskin, swansdown, eiderdown, seersucker, cocksucker etc. etc."

Pattern:
"herringbone, houndstooth, dogtooth, tartan, chalk stripe, pinstripe, prince of wales, prince of darkness, dot, spot, polka dot, plonker or what?"

Colour:
" black: jet black, inky black, ebony black, and drug dealer black...
blue:sky-blue, cobalt, peacock, big cock...
red: scarlet, crimson, blood red, sin red, shoot-the-red, light red, great big fucking flag of danger red."

Sebastian Horsley- Dandy in the Underworld

lady of the house of love

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