Happy Songs Work For Some

Today I feel:

• Confused by the fact that someone actually refuses to close the oven door?
• Fat and ugly but to be honest I'm bored of this.
• Clean.
• Cultured.
• A little bit mellow.
• The unquenchable urge to make a wig.
• Proud I can spell "unquenchable."
• Inspired.
• Creative.
• I have no reason to prove him wrong.
• Amused everyone thinks my ex's big date upsets me.
• Glad I have milk.

There are no boys in my head right now. Okay, maybe one. Missing him SO.

- Dagger.